Sony Vaio X505 - Can I Have One Please

Sony Vaio X505

What my parents and relatives were thinking of at Christmas when they bought me socks and stuff I don't know, when the obvious gift was available all along. Carbon fibre, 9.7mm thick at the front to 2cm at the back, 825g, 1GHz Centrino with i855GM chipset, 512Mb RAM, extraordinarily expensive... this is what laptops should be like (although apparently the battery life isn't all that).